Monday, May 3, 2010

Baby are you Brown Brown Brown Brown Brown?

Okay, so as you all know im brown, my username says it all ;) and like i have restrictions, but not many. Like its allright my parents let me chill and hang out with friends and go to parties but not CLUBS! that is a majjorrr NO! Plus i dont like it anyway.

Another thing they hate is SKIPING. Like even if its the last day of school I cant skipp. I dont even know why? everyone knows that you dont do anything on the last day of school! I ask them every time and i get a NO! The ironic part is that they tell me stories of how they skip and stuff but im not allowed. Thats messed.

Well, w.e I still do. And fortunately I haven't gotten caught yet. (knock on wood) When i get home I keep all the phones with me, like seriously. I sit on the couch or my bed with all the phones. I take every single call. Cause my school calls home man. Guys its a good idea. Keep it in mind. It works all the time for me.

Another thing my parents hate is being late. Again, every time i have some event in school which i take part in my whole family is late! They always get the back seats. All the photos they take are from so faar. I cant even see myself in those pictures.

Oh yea, and marks! Holy, If i get a 85 I consider it pretty good. But my parents will run a lecture on how I am suppose to get more than 90 and crap. And when i do get more than 90, why not more than 95? (but here they are pretty happy) And If i get more than 95. So close to 100, why didnt you get a 100? Then why dont u tell me from the Start that only 100 will be acceptable? Thats pretty messed again.

Luckily (knock on wood again) my parents arent the typical brown, "you cant leave the house" or "you cant have a cell phone", "NO WHITE FRIENDS" type parents that Russel Peters and other comedians talk about. They stereotype all brown people! It pisses me off sometimes :P
I guess its for the fun of it. you know how everybody makes fun of the way brown people pronounce things? Actually we use the right grammar, all the time! It's just that our pronunciation is a bit off. Why do people think Spanish accent is hot?(Reffering to a Friend *hint* Ahsan) I think that its not hot a all. Not being racist here. Cause i don't judge by colour.
I also love how my parents arent cheap. And honestly half the brown people arent cheap! just because on of them is cheap that doesnt mean all of them are! :)

But like I love being Brown. I'm not even joking. Im dead serious. I love the brown food, brown clothes, brown dancing, brown movies, brown music etc.. We are cool like that ;)

If you are brown, go watch this video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZq4TQ4s_x4 Its pretty funny.

Thats all for now,
Chao!

xobrownieox

2 comments:

  1. you forgot!!!
    i love brown romance!

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  2. LOL i realized i forgot that after i posted it on my fb ):

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